Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness-If you’re doing anything in either the Day or Night Courts of Equestria, for the love of Mother Faust, don’t do this.
Princess Celestia is infamous for listening to someone try this on her, and having her summarize the entire exchange in less than a paragraph. For the occasional amusement, Princess Celestia has occasionally reduced whole massive speeches designed to try and conceal what the speaker has done to about 140 characters or less.
(Yes, Princess Celestia has literally reduced huge speeches to tweets.)
In the Night Court, Princess Luna has been known to demand that the speaker come to the point and do so immediately. Or, she will start to get sarcastic at them. Or threaten to get ironic.
(Rumors to the contrary, she hasn’t had anybody executed for trying to spin bullshit into brown silk.)
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